In the weeks prior to this performance I spent of a lot of late nights recording vocals for the music album titled "YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO." Singing the songs over and over again to get them right, I was forced to revisit the memories of past relationships. I had no material prepared for this standup performance at a variety show I was booked for, so I took the thoughts that came to mind while recording preposterous love songs and changed them into jokes. I practiced the jokes on the drive from my temporary home in Talent, Oregon to San Francisco. Farewell sweethearts.