SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA

When I was a kid I was in history class and this kid made an anti-Semitic remark, and the teacher said “That’s wrong, do you guys know why?”  and I raised my hand and said “Well, you’re a history teacher, you mean he should have directed his acrimony towards the Romans?” If you’re asking me, I think the Jews, the Christians, the Muslims, they’re all being duped, and having their God replaced by a corrupt government.  I think that joke might work better if it takes place in an Alcoholics Anonymous class.